WTF?

Quickie Post: You’re Going To Leave That There?

Real quick.

You ever heard the phrase, “If it’s yellow, let it mellow.  If it’s brown, flush it down.”?

No. NO NO NO. NO.

Who raised you?  Flush the toilet!  We don’t want to walk in and encounter your waste.  We don’t want an unfortunate accident to happen and it fall into your excrement.

It takes 2 seconds.  You can use your foot.  You can use a paper towel.

FLUSH THE TOILET.

Wash your hands afterwards.  I promise it will be okay.

This has been a public service announcement.

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She TRIED that.

Dear Drag Ladies.

We have GOT to stop putting out music. Let just stop.

Now I am a Phi Phi O’hara fan. I am one of ….well I might be the only one. Take a look at her highlight reel.

 

 

Back to the point. While I support Phi Phi and her rudeness (Trash says I would be like her on the show…thats a lie. I’m ACTUALLY a sweet person) I can NOT AND WILL NOT STAND FOR HER MUSIC CAREER.

I can’t believe she got studio time. I can’t believe they gave her a bigger music video budget than Ciara has. I can’t believe she thinks singing is for her. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE KICKER IS?! She has more money, fame, and success than I do. Girl lets have a sing off. RIGHT. NOW. Time to get my drag together cause this basic bitch life ain’t for me.

So on this here Wednesday, I‘m going to tell Miss Phi Phi to hang up her microphone next to Ashanti’s, Nina Sky, Blu Cantrell, and Lumidee. We are TIRED.


That is all.

 

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#StopIt

#dimeline

#badbitch

#RiseAndGrind

#TeamNoSleep

These are just a few of the hashtags I’ve come across that need to be stopped.

Social media is such a powerful tool.  We are allowed to connect, vent, discuss, and communicate in ways that were unheard of 20 years ago.  But some of you need to stop.  Class mentioned it here and Trash wrote a post about acting right on the internet here.

We want you to be great as well.  So use your hashtags judiciously.  Don’t tag a luxury brand when you’re wearing Target.  Use hashtags when you’re tweeting about a television show or awards broadcast.

Hope this helps!

Also, this happened and we let it.  I blame the dimeline.

Seriously, Nick?  What is happening?

Girl…What is This?

So last night, Overactive Blogger shared something with Class and Trash that was so ridiculous that I couldn’t get on the road today without showing it to you.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/11/justin-bieber-and-selena-gomez-dance-studio-texas-deposition/

Bieber and Selena Gomez have been talking again despite his legal woes.  Since neither of them is talented enough for them to cover “Nobody’s Supposed To Be Here” like real emotional couples do, the duo decided to express their emotional struggle with an interpretive dance set to Ordinary People.

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Because I love you, I wanted to make sure that you didn’t miss out on this expression of their…emotion?  So I’ve provided a handy play by play for you.

FADE IN TO TEXAS DANCE STUDIO

 

Bieber is “hurt” when Selena pushes him away after the slide and half turn.

Selena “sensually” struts away and touches her hair “sadly.”

Bieber comes to get her and they embrace only to show off their “hip hop swag?”

Bieber has a lot on his mind and then collapses under the “stress and turmoil” this love affair has caused.

He runs to his lady and forces her against the wall!

But she escapes quickly, she can’t give in to this “seduction.”

Some more arm work and hair flip leads to Bieber trapping her against the wall again.

But he picks her up and spins her around!

END SCENE

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Look, these two crazy kids would be in college if they weren’t being fabulously wealthy and putting out horrible music.  And we have ALL made some questionable choices for “love” at that age.

But this was just uncomfortable.  Like hilariously uncomfortable. I’m not sure what they thought was going to happen besides people laughing at it.

My friends, take this as a lesson.  If you put it on the internet, it will always be visible and open for lampooning.  Especially if you are a troubled pop star who the world is eager to see flop.

So would you put this routine through to Vegas?  How excited are you for the return of So You Think You Can Dance?  Does Bieber own any shorts that fit??  Let us know your reaction in the comments below or on Twitter at @ClassNTrashShow.