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The Return of Trashy Thursday

Two posts in two days! It’s almost as if someone runs this blog again.

Today it’s time for another Trashy Thursday where we discuss some of my favorite tunes for the basic.  Let’s get started.

Gigolo – Nick Cannon f. R. Kelly

On the suggestion of Sass, we thought that we should bow down and pay homage to the King of Corny, Nick Cannon.  While he is mostly the worst, he has created some hilarious moments a la this song. Also, if Amber Rose gets with him, I’d be shocked.  Mariah would cut someone.

Sally Got a One Track Mind – Diamond D & The Psychotic Neurotics

Now this is another fantastic Sass suggestion.  This is a little more serious than our normal Trashy Thursday fare, but it’s real life.  Sally is a nasty girl out here doing a lot with her life.  Is that you??

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Blowjob Betty – Too $hort

Speaking of nasty girls, here’s Too $hort’s version of that song.  It’s more ignorant than the cautionary tale above, but just as real.

Whistle While You Twerk – Ying Yang Twins

What the world needs now is a Ying Yang Twins reunion and a resurgence of crunk.  Now excuse me while I bop around my house.

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Yasss Bitch – Nicki Minaj

Now I’m not the biggest fan on Nicholas. We know this.  But re-purposing one of my favorite Vines ever??  That’s how it’s done.  Click here for the original Vine.

So that’s it.  Sorry it’s a short one, but you’ll be fine.  I’ll end it with my favorite new Vine.

Like who didn’t do this in high school when you had off-campus lunch?? Byeeeee!

ByeAshy

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A Hiatus & A Last Word

Hey everyone, this is going to the last post for a bit.  I’ll explain as this post unwinds.

To say that this week has been completely draining would be the understatement of the year.  There’s only so much rage you can feel.  There’s only so many days where you can feel hopeless.  There’s only a few times I’m going to let you tell me that wearing a suit will protect me.  We don’t want to hear any more lies or coverups.

While this blog has been amazing for getting these feelings out, I’m not really in a place to give you the fun stuff that attracted you here in the first place.  It’s not gone forever and there may be a post here or there, but for now, this is a smooth see you later.  But I do want to leave you all with a few mini-playlists to hold you over.  So here goes nothing.

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Trashy Thursday: Adult Playlist

Guess who’s back in the mother f*ckin’ house?
With a fat d*ck for your mother f*ckin’ mouth!

Sorry, I know that was vulgar.  But it’s Trashy Thursday and you really should know better by now.

Today’s post was inspired by my continued thirst.  I’m going to list out some of my favorite songs about sex.  Let me be clear.  These songs are not about romance.  This post is not about love.

It is about doing it.  And doing it.  And doing it.  And doing it well.

 

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1) Sex On The Ceiling – Sevyn Streeter

2) Go – Delilah

3) I Invented Sex – Trey Songz

4) Play – Goapele

5) Downtown – SWV

If these songs don’t make you body roll, I don’t know what will.

What are your favorite songs about doing the nasty, the horizontal limbo, the lambada???  Let us know on the Twitter machine or in the comments!

 

Quickie Post: Friday Dance Jam

RuPaul just released a new album this week and I loved it. But I’ve been jamming to Freaky Money and I thought I would share.

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What are you all listening to today followers?? Let’s get a playlist going!