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My Man-strual Cycle

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I am not in a good mood.

I tend to get like this every now and again.  I just want to eat everything in sight, sleep all day, and not be bothered.  I call it my man-strual cycle.

Now obviously, I can not compare this to anything that a woman goes through during that time, but I’d say that my crankiness rivals anyone on these days.  I really should not be around people when this occurs.  So unfortunately, this is going to be a short post.  But I just figured it’d be fun to share my cranky day traditions with you all.

1) Melted Cheese

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No matter what, when I’m feeling this way, I’m about to melt the fuck out of some cheese.  Whether it’s nachos, pizza, grilled cheese, or spinach dip, I’m going to treat myself to some ooey, gooey, goodness.

2) Sweatpants

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Hey Chad!  How you doing?? ::wipes nacho crumbs off face:: 

But really, I refuse to put on real clothing when I’m like this.  I’m going to be comfortable and the world is going to have to deal!

3) Juice

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One thing you must know about both Class and I is that we TREASURE juice.  We could honestly drink it all day, every day.  When we were roommates in college, we had a rule that one could not each other’s stuff in general. But juice was sacred.  We both had one moment of weakness where we could not afford it and would knock on each other’s door sadly and ask for a glass.  That’s how serious it is.

I’ve already drank an entire bottle of Simply Orange today.  You may think, that’s too much! But when you have scurvy, don’t come crying to me!

4) Long Showers

Which I’m about to go take now.

Leave your cranky day routine below and hopefully we will all feel better tomorrow! Catch us on Twitter at @ClassNTrashShow as well!

see ya

 

 

 

 

Lazy Days

Good Afternoon Loved Ones!

It’s Sunday  so you know that I’ve accomplished a grand total of nothing today.  Just how I like it.  As Class said this morning, I’d rather spend more time in my bed than around people.  It’s true.  I just like to be alone and comfortable.  What’s the crime in that?

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After a long week of pretending to enjoy working, why should I have to do things I hate on the two days of the week I don’t have to respond to emails?

But that’s enough negativity.  I’ll share some of my favorite lazy day routines.

1) Coffee

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During the week, coffee is the only thing that keeps me awake as I check the financial reporting of your favorite companies.  But on the weekends, it is just a warm reminder that I don’t hate everything.  It’s like a warm, chocolate companion while I watch tv and wait for Broderick Hunter to call me.

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I will trade my coffee for you.

2) Tumblr

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Now if you don’t know what Tumblr is, it’s a way to blog without actually putting up any content of your own.  It’s both the greatest and worst thing.  But on Sundays, I just like scroll through, laugh at the gifs, discover some music I may not have heard, and just let the time fly by.

3) Napping

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Girl, Naps are the best.  Just everything.  It’s like I don’t want to be a part of this planet right now.  And then you go to sleep and no one can bother you.  I’m typing this post from my bed and I can assure you that a nap will be in order tonight.

4) Classic Movies

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If I manage to stay awake for longer than an hour or so, I will catch up on my favorite classic movies.  The gif above is from All About Eve i.e. The greatest movie.  Last night, I caught the end of Some Like It Hot and cackled.  While I’m not someone wishing to go back to the 1930’s (I’ll keep my rights thank you very much!) I do love the films from this era.  And they make for a great way to just relax and smile on these days.

So what are your favorite Lazy Day traditions?  Do you spend all day on Netflix?  Cook up something delicious?  Let us know in the comments or over on Twitter at @ClassNTrashShow.