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My Favorite Real Housewives Tunes

We here at Class and Trash love terrible music, especially the songs of the Real Housewives.  So we got together with our friend over at Overactive Blogger to rank our top 3 favorite housewife singles.  There are bound to be some repeats (Trash purposely left off Chic, C’est La Vie) because you can’t dispute quality.  Let’s get started!

Overactive Blogger

1) Chic, C’est La Vie – Countess Luann (RHONY)

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2) On Display – Melissa Gorga (RHONJ)

 

3) Tardy For the Party – Kim Zolciak (RHOA)

Class

1) Tardy For the Party – Kim Zolciak (RHOA)

 

2) Money Can’t Buy You Class – Countess Luann (RHONY)

 

3) Who Gone Check Me Boo? – Sheree Whitfield (RHOA)

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Trash

1) Money Can’t Buy You Class – Countess Luann (RHONY)

 

2) Gone With The Wind Fabulous – Kenya Moore (RHOA)

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3) Bump It – Michelle Salahi (RHODC) 

 

So what are your favorites?  I’m super disappointed that we left out Google Me and Close To You. Let us know in the comments!

 

 

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Nothin’ In Life Is Free

Especially not me!

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I’m not going to lie, Team Trash is struggling for a post idea. So I started listening to my Basic B*tch Music playlist on Spotify and was inspired by the sweet voiced-hoodrat soul of Oobie.

In this particular bop, Oobie and some random club patron are looking to hook up.  But Oobie GOT BILLS Y’ALL! So she tells him to come correct, pay a light bill or something before you ride this ride.  Height requirements be damned.

And you know what?  I relate to that.  Girl, times is hard.  There’s money on the table.  And we’re trying to get that.  Whether it be in the boardroom, the bedroom, or the back alley behind Magic City! My time and walls are precious and my wallet is thin!

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Kidding!  (Not really)

But in all seriousness, the lesson is here is not let anyone or anything waste your time.  If it or they aren’t offering some real value to your life, tell them hoes to sashay away or pay up. And if you are the bum ass bitch who thinks they can get by, know that you’re going to pay at some point.  Either on the front end or the back end.  Funky Dineva (@FunkyDineva on twitter) has been trying to tell you all that for years and one of these days you’re going to listen.

But as far as I’m concerned, I don’t have time for slackers or deadbeats.  Pay up or shut up!

So what are you doing to further your status as a rich bitch??  And how much do you charge for some of that candy rain?? Kidding!

(Not really).

Let us know in the comments or over at @ClassNTrashShow on Twitter.