Dancing

So You Think You Can Dance!

Hey people! I’m so excited about the premiere of So You Think You Can Dance tonight!  It’s going to be fun!

I thought that we’d celebrate with ten of my favorite routines from the show!   This isn’t my definitive list, which I think Class and I will have to put together sometime this season.   It’s killing me to leave some routines off, but these were the first 10 11 that came to mind, so that has to mean something right?

But here we go.

Lacey & Danny Samba – Dmitry Chaplin

I had to make sure this was on here.  I love this dance.  Beyond measure.

Hok & Jaimie’s Hummingbird/Flower Dance – Wade Robson

So amazingly beautiful.

Sabra & Dominic’s Hip Hop – Shane Sparks

SQUEE! Love these two!  Love this routine.  So cute.

Donyelle & Benji’s Hip Hop – Shane Sparks

Come on Donyelle!!! And Benji too.

Caitlyn & Pasha’s Samba – Dmitry Chaplin

Random, but I love the songs and she was the only girl that season who could do ballroom worth a damn.

Sasha & Twitch Hip Hop – Christopher Scott

So so so good!!! So much chemistry.

Lauren & Billy Jazz – Mandy Moore

A sweet and goofy routine.  So creative.

Janette & Brandon Jazz – Wade Robson

I miss Wade so much on this show.

Alex & Twitch Hip Hop – Nappytabs

Hate them, love this routine. So much fun.

Jasmine & Comfort Hip Hop – Nappytabs

QUEEN! I live for Jasmine and this was so flawless.  I honestly thought she would win because of this.

Kayla & Kupono  Contemporary – Mia Michaels

So fucking good.  This routine is so powerful.

What are you some of your favorites??  Link us and let’s talk about it!

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Fridays Are BETTER With Serena Williams

I’m having a pretty horrific Friday. This is literally what I want to do to everyone.

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How did I make myself smile?

Serena. Williams. Dancing.

It doesn’t get ANY better than this! Not only is she best Tennis player in the world but she is the best dancer! So please go home, practice, and take these moves to your nearest club this weekend.

But i’m in my office dying of laughter even tho I want to punch everyone in the face.

Here’s hoping you all are having a better day.

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Why Nene Leakes is My Spirit Animal

Well Class has had a rough go the past two weeks.

Let. Me. Tell. You.

I will TRY to be better but until I AM actually better… here is a quick post on Nene Leakes. I don’t care what anyone has to say, she is and will always be my boo! She is just GREAT! Don’t like her? You mad.

 

Nene Hairflip

This one moment from a couple seasons back secures her spot in my life. It sums up my diet and exercise habits perfectly.

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Hungry Nene

I like to workout but eating is way more fun. This prevents me from getting in SICKENING shape. Oh well! One day Nene and I will have a delicious meal and lots of wine. (Dream, believe, and receive y’all!)

Let’s all have a fantastic weekend! Shimmy and shake the weekend away! Hug your friends and just love life, okay?! Okay! TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!

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Love ya for reading!

 

 

 

 

 

Girl…What is This?

So last night, Overactive Blogger shared something with Class and Trash that was so ridiculous that I couldn’t get on the road today without showing it to you.

http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/11/justin-bieber-and-selena-gomez-dance-studio-texas-deposition/

Bieber and Selena Gomez have been talking again despite his legal woes.  Since neither of them is talented enough for them to cover “Nobody’s Supposed To Be Here” like real emotional couples do, the duo decided to express their emotional struggle with an interpretive dance set to Ordinary People.

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Because I love you, I wanted to make sure that you didn’t miss out on this expression of their…emotion?  So I’ve provided a handy play by play for you.

FADE IN TO TEXAS DANCE STUDIO

 

Bieber is “hurt” when Selena pushes him away after the slide and half turn.

Selena “sensually” struts away and touches her hair “sadly.”

Bieber comes to get her and they embrace only to show off their “hip hop swag?”

Bieber has a lot on his mind and then collapses under the “stress and turmoil” this love affair has caused.

He runs to his lady and forces her against the wall!

But she escapes quickly, she can’t give in to this “seduction.”

Some more arm work and hair flip leads to Bieber trapping her against the wall again.

But he picks her up and spins her around!

END SCENE

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Look, these two crazy kids would be in college if they weren’t being fabulously wealthy and putting out horrible music.  And we have ALL made some questionable choices for “love” at that age.

But this was just uncomfortable.  Like hilariously uncomfortable. I’m not sure what they thought was going to happen besides people laughing at it.

My friends, take this as a lesson.  If you put it on the internet, it will always be visible and open for lampooning.  Especially if you are a troubled pop star who the world is eager to see flop.

So would you put this routine through to Vegas?  How excited are you for the return of So You Think You Can Dance?  Does Bieber own any shorts that fit??  Let us know your reaction in the comments below or on Twitter at @ClassNTrashShow.

Superbowl SUNDAY!!!!!

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Happy Sunday! SUPERBOWL SUNDAY!!!!

I personally could care less this year. I don’t care about either of the teams. The operatic rendition of the national anthem will be cute but not Christina Aguilera or Jennifer Hudson. Bruno Mars will be okay I guess…..I just hope that everyone remembers how a year ago Beyonce shut down the Superbowl…..Literally. Turned off the lights. Snatched your edges and left you begging for more. So in honor of the Superbowl here is one of the BEST halftime shows by the one and ONLY Queen Bey!!! 

I swear it has gotten better over time. She just is ***flawless! 

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Dear Frank Gaston,

Listen Frank. We love you and all you do for Bey. Really. We do. She KILLS the choreography you give her. However, Queen Bey can you call Yanis and get some new routines? Y’all get into this!!!! I thought my bedroom choreography slayed until Yanis happened and showed me how it done….in heels. Let me go practice. If you hear that I broke my neck, you will know EXACTLY why. 

A  real post is on it’s way…I just had to get this out of my system. Carry on #StanMomentOver

 

It’s Britney B*tch!

I love Ms. Britney Jean Spears. I really do. However, someone out there in the internet had the nerve to ask, “Why does Britney Spears always get snubbed at the Grammy’s?” Excuse me?! Britney is the princess of pop but she has fallen off of the throne. You can’t be mad at her either. All she wants to do is have a family, raise her kids, drink a frap, and eat Cheetos. CAN SHE LIVE??! Yet y’all keep demanding more from her and she drags her lazy butt out on the stage only for people to be disappointed in her performance. The Grammy’s haven’t snubbed her, they just recognize that she lacks depth. I understand that at one point she served us aggressive hair flips and fierce choreography….

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But recently…. not so much….

 1)   We all understand that Britney does not sing live a lot of the time. (Trying to be nice here.) Why? Because this is what it sounds like live….

Girl what are those notes? What are those runs?! Is anything about this Grammy worthy?! GURL BYE! PLEASE keep it real and don’t lie on this girl and say those were flawless vocals. Can you imagine at this years Grammy Britney following a P!nk or Adele performance? That would be downright RUDE!

 

2) I can already hear the Brit stans saying, “Well Britney is a dancer. It has always been about performance not about her voice.” That’s good and all but we can’t forget this gem….. 

When Rihanna is laughing…you REALLY have a problem.

 

3) Okay FINE that was a low blow. She was going through some things I get it. She was really slaying the dance scene during the femme fatale era correct? WRONG.COM She was just as lazy and uninspired as ever. 

::lazily pops chests, jumps in air, flips blonde extensions::

I just don’t have the TIME. Whitney Houston….Celine Dion….Mariah Carey… THOSE women win Grammys….Britney Girl, you can win all the VMAs you want. 

4) Maybe the Grammy’s are a bit upset that XFactor allowed her to judge SINGERS…. Out of all the people you could pick to judge SINGING, she might be the least qualified. Who are they going to ask next? Cassie? Ciara? Mickey Mouse? You failed Simon Cowell. 

5) This Gif sums up how many bothers she has left to give…

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I will give credit where credit is due. The new Vegas show looks really cute! I’m not flying out to Vegas to see it because frankly I can listen to the Cd’s and give fierce choreography in my apartment; BUT it does look like she is bending her knees more and flipping her hair with some passion. That should be applauded y’all! (No shade….okay a bit of shade.)

Moral of the story is: Entertaining? YES! Grammy award winner? No to the ma’am. Case closed. Bloopity bloop and plonk. 

Am I the only one who thinks that if she wants a Grammy, she better work b*tch? What are your thoughts? Does Britney still have “it”? Go ahead and follow @ClassNTrashShow on twitter or just follow this blog and let us know in the comments! (Go do it now…RIGHT NOW!)