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Never Forget: The Olsen Twins Teach Us To Dance

So this past weekend was the family reunion which was great fun.  In addition, I got to see Dash and Overactive Blogger which is always a delight!  While at the seductive pool hall, OB reminded me of what is one of the greatest discoveries of all time.  Take it away, Mary Kate and Ashley!

Western line dancing, vogue, AND HIP HOP FREESTYLE?!?!

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I can’t wait!  Let’s start…

“Let’s get totally retro!” (00:54)

Bodyroll, bodyroll, bodyroll, bodyroll.
Step touch, step touch, step touch, step touch…
Bend, arms, bend arms, bend, arms, bend, arms
twirl, snap, twirl, snap!

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Listen.   I just wasn’t ready.  I didn’t know they were going to keep it so sensual.

Next the ladies show us how to Charleston.  (01:45)

Meh…it’s no retro.  But I live for the green-screened effects.

One of them tells us we’re going to like this one big time as it’s our first solo! (2:22)

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Get in to her flawless footwork and hip movement! Karina Smirnoff could never!  So polished and professional!

We’re intro-ed into our sock hop dance with the greeting “Major Fun!” (03:00)

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No thanks Ashley Kate.

“This one is hard!  Don’t stress!” for our 60’s dance lesson (03:37)

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You can’t take this twist and shout!  Nor that take it to the floor girls.  Your fave can’t even compete.

SCORE! (04:02)

Ummmm…Mary Ashley?  That’s the electric slide.  Now, far be it from me to question our two intrepid dancing divas.  But really??  Those little turns aren’t going to distract me.

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Try a little harder next time my dear.

Line dancing is totally the coolest, Mary!  (05:08)

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Nothing to see here.  I do enjoy that she used the whole dancing space.

Holy shit, one of them is about to Vogue.  (05:52)

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Get into the fierce hand movement.  The seductive steps.  The side to side with the Walk-Like-An-Egyptian arms.

This is what I am talking about.  COME ON SEASON SIX!

And now for our grand finale, it’s time for iconic hip hop freestyle!!!!! (07:07)

Yes.  Yes.  Yes.

Gravevine left, arms up.
Grapevine right, arms down.

A wonderful callback to the bend and snap from the opening number.

 YASSSSS FANCY FOOTWORK!!!!!

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Don’t be jealous of their boogie!!!! Though I see why you would be.

And turn, LEG!

I don’t think anything will ever top that.

What was your favorite routine??  How inspired are you to be a dancer now??

Trashy Thursday: Mexican Rappers

What time is it? It’s Trashy Time!

What time is it? Trashy Thursday time!

So we’ve been neglecting that some of the greatest and most hilarious hoodrat tunes come from our friends down south!  I have to rectify this as we can not live in a world where you are not leaning like a cholo.

1) Lean Like  A Cholo – Down AKA Kilo

Elbows up, side to side!

Now this song was a hit for several reasons.  We were all about leaning in the last decade.  We leaned back and we leaned and rocked with it.  Down AKA Kilo capitalized on that trend with his iconic bop.  He gives you the dance moves, reminds of you Big Pun if you squint and don’t listen to his rapping.  He is pretty much perfect.

2) Cyclone – Baby Bash

Now, who remembers the Baby and the Bash??  His first hit was “Suga Suga” but I absolutely hate that song with all that is within me.  Pretty much any song with him and Frankie J was a flop for me.  But then he hooked up with human voicebox T-Pain and created something that we can all bodyroll to!

3) Bring Out The Freak In You – L’il Rob

Another song that I found via B.Scott back in the days where he was still battling with his Ethiopian neighbors.  I love this song. It’s complete filth and makes no bones about it.  L’il Rob is trying to get it in and we just have to deal!  He’s probably my favorite of all the rappers on this list.  He even has a pleasant love song to counteract the trashy goodness of this one.

4) I’m In Love With Your Sister – Chingo Bling

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass!!! While this is a parody of I’m In Love With A Stripper by the legendary T-Pain, it still stands as a hilarious and trashy piece of music.

5) Bass Down Low – Dev

YES! So I didn’t know Dev was Mexican, but now that I do, it’s time to pay homage.  I remember jamming to Booty Bounce while Dev stood around in an array of hideous outfits.  I remember being pissed that “Like A G6” was a hit because I liked the original song better.

But this is my jiggety jam!  It’s such a simple, dumb song, but I can’t resist bopping to it.

So who are some of your favorite Mexican or Mexican-American rappers?? Did I miss any iconic bops?  Let us know in the comments!

Trashy Thursday: Celebrating Tip Harris

It’s my Friday, y’all!

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But let’s get down to business.  Today we celebrate the musical contributions of T.I., winner of the best rapper smile ever award.

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Yes.  But T.I. has been behind many of my favorite bops so let’s pay tribute to him.

Get Loose

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Flawless.

Let’s Get Away

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What You Know

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You Don’t Know Me

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24’s

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Ball

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What are your favorite T.I. songs?  I know I missed some and left some key ones off.  Let’s celebrate!

Trashy Thursday: The Hoodrat Tunes of Youtube, Part 2

It’s Thursday, Thursday.  Getting Trashy on Thuuuursday!!

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So I hope that you all are having a great day.

It’s time to take another deep dive into my YouTube favorites for hilarious musical delights.  See Part 1 here.

1) Donk In The Trunk – Mowett Ryder

Listen.  I’m going to tell you right now that I bopped to this one.

“Stop drop drop, pick it up then drop it!”

Mowett definitely has some good friends because while it looks okay, is definitely a budget version of Lady’s Yankin video.  Her booty shots are questionable but you can tell her hips don’t lie.  Also, the scene where the two men release her from the trunk so she can twerk has me dying.

AND THEN!!!! She slides a credit card down the crack of one of her video dancers.  BUT SHE PICKS THE ONE WITH THE FLATTEST OF ASSES.

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She does the rest of the girls but I am dying.

AND THEN, we see a girl on a handstand popping it for one of the trunk negros and he proceeds to make it drizzle on her with about $4.

I. CAN. NOT!

2) Cupcakin’ – J. Nash and J-Stalin

Let’s slow it down for all the ladies out there.

We’re back to flip phone production levels here.

On Sunday, we can go to chuuuuurch! ::jump cut to him standing outside of a chruch::

So romantic y’all.  The shoulder rolls.  The ashy lips.  The harmonies.  The Casio keyboard background.

He continues through the days of the week in the second verse.

WHEN HE BODYROLLS IN FRONT OF THE WATERFALL!!!!

Is that a green screen J. Nash???  This poor girl looks so sad that she is in this video.  That blazer with the popped collar.

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And then J-Stalin is here.  Umm, what is this verse?  What just happened??

This is amazing.

3) Queen of The Lesbians 

Now I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t tell you that this is a remake of the Queen of Vagina.  Majela will get her own post because there’s just so much to talk about.

Seriously, one of the greatest to ever do it.  This girl is so serious.  I can’t even comment, I’m just going to leave the lyrics to the four verses of this masterpiece.

Girls come and see my vagina, ohhh.
Girls come and see my vagina, ehhh.
Girls come and see my bum,
Girls come and see my bum,
Girls come and see my vagina, ohhh.

I am queen of the lesbians,
Queen of the lesi-lesbians,
Lesbians.  Lesbians.
I am queen of the lesbians.

Girls come and see my vagina, ohhh.
Girls come and see my vagina, ehhh.
Girls come and see my bum,
Girls come and see my bum,
Girls come and see my vagina, ohhh.

Women, they love me.
I use them to have sex. Oh.
Women, they love me,
I use them to have sex.

I love women.
I love them.
I love them. I love them. Oh.
I love women.
I love them.
I love them. I love them. Oh.
I love women.
I love them.
I love them. I love them. Oh.

4) Ting Ting – J-Menace

YES YES YES YES!

Now those of us of a certain age group will fondly (or not so fondly) remember BET Uncut.  This was where BET showed their trashiest, most low budget hoodrat tunes.  Essentially, if a video was filmed in a strip club, it would appear here.  I got so many classic jams from this show.

SHAAAAAAAAKE that ting ting! 

The grammar.  The forced rhymes.  The off beat body rolls.  I just can not take it.

My personal favorite line: “The way that ting ting.  Shift.  Sides.”

What are your favorites?  Let us know in the comments or on the Twitter at @ClassNTrashShow.

 

 

My Favorite Real Housewives Tunes

We here at Class and Trash love terrible music, especially the songs of the Real Housewives.  So we got together with our friend over at Overactive Blogger to rank our top 3 favorite housewife singles.  There are bound to be some repeats (Trash purposely left off Chic, C’est La Vie) because you can’t dispute quality.  Let’s get started!

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1) Chic, C’est La Vie – Countess Luann (RHONY)

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2) On Display – Melissa Gorga (RHONJ)

 

3) Tardy For the Party – Kim Zolciak (RHOA)

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1) Tardy For the Party – Kim Zolciak (RHOA)

 

2) Money Can’t Buy You Class – Countess Luann (RHONY)

 

3) Who Gone Check Me Boo? – Sheree Whitfield (RHOA)

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Trash

1) Money Can’t Buy You Class – Countess Luann (RHONY)

 

2) Gone With The Wind Fabulous – Kenya Moore (RHOA)

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3) Bump It – Michelle Salahi (RHODC) 

 

So what are your favorites?  I’m super disappointed that we left out Google Me and Close To You. Let us know in the comments!

 

 

Quickie Post: I’ll Be Good To You

Happy Friday!  We made it!  WE DA BESSSSSS!

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But this is just a quickie post.  There’s literally no way to frown or feel bad when you listen to this song.  Quincy Jones is hell of a producer and then you add Ray Charles AND Chaka Khan??

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I’ll be good to you, good to you, good to you! 

Just click play and smile.