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Maybe I Don’t Want To Be Your DAMN Friend

You know what pisses my off? Those text messages of “Why don’t we hang out anymore.” “You’re so mean to me.” “You don’t want to be my friend.”

Girl shut UP.

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First of fucking all, the past few months have ROUGH for me personally. I’m exhausted physically and mentally and frankly. When the weekend hits I like to clean my apartment, drink some wine, and de-stress. Why? BECAUSE BITCH I’M GROWN! Oh and because it is the ONLY time that I get before another horrid week starts. Moral of the story: I don’t have the time to spend MY TIME around people I don’t genuinely give two shits about.

Second of all, thanks for worrying about my well damn being. You are so into yourself that you are only worried about……YOURSELF. So why am I going to waste my precious time listening to you talk about your stupid problems and talk about how great you are when I can be filling out job applications, working out, or napping. Hell I’d rather watch my pinky toenail grow before I step foot in your presence.

Dear bad friends of the world, LEARN TO BE A BETTER FRIEND. If you notice someone you consider to be a “good friend” suddenly change behavior, take the two seconds it take to be concerned for them before you jump to “wah wah wah you don’t like me anymore.”

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OKAY?! OKAY.

What is the lesson today class? STOP SUCKING AT BEING A FRIEND. TAKE STEPS IN LEARNING HOW TO NOT BE A SELF-CENTERED PRICK.

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Woo. Had to get that one out. I’ll try to be better at the Class side of this blog but a bitch is tired.

Happy Friday.

TURN UP.

Or nap…both are great options.

Stupid Questions DO Exist.

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Quick Rant.

I HATE STUPID EFFING QUESTIONS!

So i’m in the process of finding a new job because i’m over this life. IF YOU THINK I FOUND ONE, DON’T YOU THINK I WOULD’VE TOLD YOU?! Especially since you think we are “friends”? I hate when people don’t THINK. Ladies and Gentlemen, PLEASE think about what you are saying BEFORE you say it. It saves me time and ranting energy. If not, you look like an IDIOT and I just don’t have the TIME.

Reason number 1000000000000 why I’ve cut some people out of my friend circle….BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO DAMN SENSE. None. So please take you basic ass self with your dumbass ass questions back to basic-ville and leave me alone.

Why does this annoy me? Because you already know i’m stressed enough as it is. Now your dumb idiotic self has to stick you big ugly nose up in my business.

Truth is….i’m tired of certain people up in my life. Just lying and bullshitting pretending to spread positivity when all they do is throw shade and are rude. First of all, we KNOW your whole existence is a lie.

Second.

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So please call me when you decide to be a good human being.

 

Thanks and be blessed.

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All or Nothing

Good Evening Everyone.  How are you doing?

I just wanted to come to you quickly with a bit of insight into the life of Team Trash.  I’m not someone who feels halfway about things.  I’m not one to be wishy-washy.  I tend to be 0% or 100% in every aspect of my life.

It’s only as I get older that I find that trait of mine has become a hindrance.  With each new venture that I’ve come across, I see myself either being far too patient and forgiving of people on one extreme.  At the other extreme, I’m cursing people out and showing my ass.  This imbalance holds me back because I come across as afraid to ask for what I want or even deserve.  And if I do let my temper flare, it’s unprofessional, unpleasant, and no good for any parties involved.  I don’t want to come across as crazy when I’m angry but I’m not great at conveying how upset I am without getting crazy.

It’s not effective and I think that I need to find a way to show how I’m feeling without losing my cool or level head.

What do you all think?  Is there a way to be stern without blowing a gasket?  How do you all handle these issues?  Let me know in the comments!

Bye Francesca!

No. Just no.

Class is currently stuck with no power. I’m over this winter thing. Over.it. So this is the post from me today. Sorry y’all. If any of you know somebody at Duke Energy who can turn this power on BEFORE MY PROJECTED DAY OF WEDNESDAY! ::jumps off cliff:: Let me know.

Also… If you’ve been in college for a cool 9 years… Please stop talking about “SPRING BREAK PANAMA CITY!!!” How about you sit your ass DOWN at home and READ A BOOK.

Hope y’all are having a better weekend!

Rant. Over.

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