Two posts in two days! It’s almost as if someone runs this blog again.
Today it’s time for another Trashy Thursday where we discuss some of my favorite tunes for the basic. Let’s get started.
Gigolo – Nick Cannon f. R. Kelly
On the suggestion of Sass, we thought that we should bow down and pay homage to the King of Corny, Nick Cannon. While he is mostly the worst, he has created some hilarious moments a la this song. Also, if Amber Rose gets with him, I’d be shocked. Mariah would cut someone.
Sally Got a One Track Mind – Diamond D & The Psychotic Neurotics
Now this is another fantastic Sass suggestion. This is a little more serious than our normal Trashy Thursday fare, but it’s real life. Sally is a nasty girl out here doing a lot with her life. Is that you??
Blowjob Betty – Too $hort
Speaking of nasty girls, here’s Too $hort’s version of that song. It’s more ignorant than the cautionary tale above, but just as real.
Whistle While You Twerk – Ying Yang Twins
What the world needs now is a Ying Yang Twins reunion and a resurgence of crunk. Now excuse me while I bop around my house.
Yasss Bitch – Nicki Minaj
So that’s it. Sorry it’s a short one, but you’ll be fine. I’ll end it with my favorite new Vine.
Like who didn’t do this in high school when you had off-campus lunch?? Byeeeee!