So this past weekend was the family reunion which was great fun. In addition, I got to see Dash and Overactive Blogger which is always a delight! While at the seductive pool hall, OB reminded me of what is one of the greatest discoveries of all time. Take it away, Mary Kate and Ashley!
Western line dancing, vogue, AND HIP HOP FREESTYLE?!?!
I can’t wait! Let’s start…
“Let’s get totally retro!” (00:54)
Bodyroll, bodyroll, bodyroll, bodyroll.
Step touch, step touch, step touch, step touch…
Bend, arms, bend arms, bend, arms, bend, arms
twirl, snap, twirl, snap!
Listen. I just wasn’t ready. I didn’t know they were going to keep it so sensual.
Next the ladies show us how to Charleston. (01:45)
Meh…it’s no retro. But I live for the green-screened effects.
One of them tells us we’re going to like this one big time as it’s our first solo! (2:22)
Get in to her flawless footwork and hip movement! Karina Smirnoff could never! So polished and professional!
We’re intro-ed into our sock hop dance with the greeting “Major Fun!” (03:00)
No thanks Ashley Kate.
“This one is hard! Don’t stress!” for our 60’s dance lesson (03:37)
You can’t take this twist and shout! Nor that take it to the floor girls. Your fave can’t even compete.
Ummmm…Mary Ashley? That’s the electric slide. Now, far be it from me to question our two intrepid dancing divas. But really?? Those little turns aren’t going to distract me.
Try a little harder next time my dear.
Line dancing is totally the coolest, Mary! (05:08)
Nothing to see here. I do enjoy that she used the whole dancing space.
Holy shit, one of them is about to Vogue. (05:52)
Get into the fierce hand movement. The seductive steps. The side to side with the Walk-Like-An-Egyptian arms.
This is what I am talking about. COME ON SEASON SIX!
And now for our grand finale, it’s time for iconic hip hop freestyle!!!!! (07:07)
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Gravevine left, arms up.
Grapevine right, arms down.
A wonderful callback to the bend and snap from the opening number.
YASSSSS FANCY FOOTWORK!!!!!
Don’t be jealous of their boogie!!!! Though I see why you would be.
And turn, LEG!
I don’t think anything will ever top that.
What was your favorite routine?? How inspired are you to be a dancer now??