So I just saw a commercial for the Purge Anarchy and thought that this would be a fun quickie post. And since Asian Sensation is here, she’s going to join me! The challenge is to come up with the first three people you’re taking out if the purge actually happened?
Let’s get started!
She’s just a terrible human being. She can’t really sing. I don’t love her music. She’s a cyber bully. An attention whore. And I just don’t like her.
Don’t call people “Rice Cake.” I’m Asian. That’s racist.
Also, don’t come for Ciara. THE. END.
2) Miley Cyrus
Also an attention whore. She needs to stop twerking. White people! She didn’t invent twerking! Please cover up your pancakes. (Her weirdly shaped butt). Stop grinding up on married men.
3) Johnny Manziel
You’re the king of the douchebags.
1) Kirk Frost
The epitome of the ain’t shit men who get away with less than shit. The kind of simpering, chapped lipped, pleather wearing asshole who eats paste.
2) Ann Coulter
It’s one thing to be an asshole for Cable News checks. It’s another to continue to speak when your 15-minutes of fame has run out and the only reason we still hear from you is because Twitter is free.
1) The President of FedLoan
I’m clearing my debt. Enough said.
2) Taylor Swift
I’m taking out Taylor Swift. Stealing her money. And returning her Grammy for Album of the Year to the right owner. Beyonce for “I Am Sasha Fierce.”
3) George Zimmerman
Share your list party people!