Don’t date me if…

This is quick. But y’all need to know that if you’re going to holla at me please…

1) Don’t have crusty toes.

2) Please use Crest or Colgate whitening products.

3) Cut your hair.


5) Did you take my number in a flip phone??? Oh well delete that….

6) Learn to dress. Just copy the mannequin at the front of the store.

7) Long finger nails are gross and make think you are on drugs. Cut them, gentlemen.

8) We know you went to school. Please have a decent grasp of the English language.

9) FIND A DAMN PERSONALITY. If the conversation dies after “How are you?” We are not meant to be….

10) just…. Don’t be creepy. Thanks.

Y’all feel me or nah? Happy Saturday y’all! Hope y’all are having more dating success than I!


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