You ever heard the phrase, “If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.”?
No. NO NO NO. NO.
Who raised you? Flush the toilet! We don’t want to walk in and encounter your waste. We don’t want an unfortunate accident to happen and it fall into your excrement.
It takes 2 seconds. You can use your foot. You can use a paper towel.
FLUSH THE TOILET.
Wash your hands afterwards. I promise it will be okay.
This has been a public service announcement.