Ashanti…Waffle House called…You are LATE to work.

Girl WHAT?! I know i’m late and Trash did a post BUT….

I was sitting here bored as crap. Ashanti came up on one of my playlists which caused me to see what she was doing with her life…

WELL.

 

Ma’am. WHAT IS THIS?! I get that we live in a Beyonce and Lady Gaga world and you feel the need to put on a production. But girl you coulda kept this performance back in 1999 where it belongs. I really tried to like it because the beat is cute…but she up there lookin like someones drunk auntie at the famiy reunion. Also….RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU KNEW SHE RELEASED AN ALBUM THIS YEAR! HUH?! Not everyone can pull off a surprise album release. Wait. It wasn’t a surprise? Oh. I have questions. Also Rihanna wants her body rolls back….

Maybe the actual recorded version is this bad??? Maybe I can get Trash to listen to the album!!!! This seems like his style! ::body rolls:: (side note: the album version is just as bad)

Ashanti…time is up. Go do something…ANYTHING else. Ciara watch out because this might be you if you don’t work hard after the baby…

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2 comments

  1. LOL YES. The audience is in church too…like 1st Presbyterian on N. Main not 2nd Baptist with Pastor Lamar Tate presiding. I thought Ciara was down for the count until she did the sneak attack with Body Party…but you’re right about her. Also who is Ashanti? Visit soooon..byee.

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