Hey lovely people,
Class and I are struggling for post ideas today but since I just got a message on OkCupid, I thought it would be fun to share a few tips for flirting with me on the internets.
1) Talk to me.
I know that sounds simple, but I like talking to potential suitors. I want to get to know you and I want you to know me.
2) Save your nudes for later.
You know, I’m a simple man who appreciates the beauty of your body. But I don’t know your real name. I don’t need to see your peen.
At least not yet…
3) Hygiene is key.
You all already know that showers are important. But you know, clean your mirrors before you selfie. Make sure your room is clean in the background. LOTION YOUR BODY.
Alrighty, are you all dating online? What do you want to see in your potential matches? Let us know in the comments or on Twitter at @ClassNTrashShow.