Get into Louka though! She’s coming for your faves, the lessers, and their faves too!
But it’s time to talk about personal space. Now I love a nice hug. You know I’m looking for a boo to put his arms around me (I’m saying, my email box is empty!) However, some of you people don’t seem to understand that you are too close to be.
I can literally feel your breath on my neck. I feel your heartbeat behind me. I DO NOT LIKE IT!
But let’s calm down for a second. What I mean here is that I’m a man who likes my space. Don’t come too close unless I’ve invited you in. We need to have a relationship that merits the type of closeness that you seem to think is okay. I don’t need you on me white on rice on a paper plate in snow storm. I don’t need your loving arms around me 24/7 you know. Go pet a puppy or something. Eat some Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
I may be your Caramel Delight, but we need some boundaries.
What’s a pet peeve of yours? Are people a little too desperate for human contact in the digital age? Let us know in the comments!
Peace, love, and chicken grease!