Hey Girl Heeeeeey! Welcome to our first post with both Class & Trash! We’re playing Would You Rather! Let’s get started,
1) Would you rather – have Fridays off or have Mondays off?
Class – Mondays. Because I turn up at Sunday Funday. Plus, you can still go out on Friday Night.
Trash – Mondays. I feel like having a 3-day weekend is always really exciting plus having Monday off means you can catch up on Sunday shows on the DVR.
2) Would you rather – be a clown that distracts the bull or the bull rider on the bull?
Class – Rides the bull. Who doesn’t want to be on top?
Trash – Rides the bull. Because I’m immature and trashy.
3) Would You Rather – have an extra hour every day or have $40 given to you free and clear every day?
Class & Trash – $40. Are you serious? If you put that in a savings account, you’d still be better off unless you’re Oprah (Happy Birthday!)
Let’s pause here and celebrate the Queen of All Media.
4) Would You Rather – have a photographic memory or be able to forget anything you wanted?
Class – Forget anything you wanted, so that I could forget some of the basic bitches who have come into my life. BLOOP!
Trash – Have a photographic memory. I like to remember things as they were plus I feel like having a photographic memory would be amazing for remembering relatives and family moments.
5) Would You Rather – have a missing finger or have an extra toe?
Class & Trash – Toe, you can hide it.
6) Would You Rather – be deaf and have no legs or be blind with no arms?
Class & Trash: Blind with no arms, because we can still hear music and kick the shit out of you.
7) Would You Rather – eat only KFC for a month or eat only Taco Bell for a year?
Class: Taco Bell. Cheesy Gordita Crunch, WHAAAAAAT!
Trash: Taco Bell. If this were Bojangles, this would be a different situation.
8) Would You Rather – have a great relationship with terrible sex or a terrible relationship with incredible sex?
Class: Terrible relationship with incredible sex. Being that we are young and the trend is that people have many marriages. The first time out, you might as well have some great sex.
Trash: Great Relationship with terrible sex. I will admit, I’m not typically looking an emotional connection, but at some point the sex would have to get better.
8) Would You Rather – Have sex in a crowded library or in a full classroom?
Class – Full Classroom. Not MY classroom, but who doesn’t want to hide under the teacher’s desk.
Trash – Crowded Library. But you can’t be too loud.
9) Would you rather – Share a toothbrush with a random stranger or kiss your brother/sister on the mouth?
Class – Share a toothbrush. I’m not kissing my brother. Good day.
Trash – Share a toothbrush. But if the stranger has that killer gonorrhea, everyone has to die.
10) Would you rather – Would you rather eat 30 pounds of cheese or 10 full peanut butter jars with no water?
Class – Peanut Butter. Slightly healthier. ::blinks::
Trash – Cheese. But I’m melting it.
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